Why Funnels Fail: The One Thing They Never Tell You
And why it’s not your fault
Why Funnels Fail…
Why Funnels Fail: The One Thing They Never Tell You
And why it’s not your fault
You did everything right.
You bought the course.
Followed the blueprint.
Built the funnel like they said.
You connected the autoresponder.
Wrote the emails.
Even got a few clicks from that one YouTube video you weren’t sure about posting.
And then…
Crickets. 🦗
Zero sales.
One unsub.
Maybe a pity reply from someone named “Susan” who thinks you should try Forex.
“WTF did I miss?”
Let me answer that: because it’s the same question I asked myself after blowing more than $12K on programs that technically worked… just not for me.
Here’s the hard truth:
Funnels don’t fail because you’re dumb, lazy, or bad at tech.
They fail because you skipped one invisible (but critical) step.
Let me walk you through it.
The Missing Ingredient: Contextual Fit
Most funnels are built like IKEA furniture.
Everything fits perfectly… if you live in Sweden.
The problem?
You’re in a different house.
Different time.
Different energy.
Different background.
Different audience (or none at all yet).
But the funnel was built assuming:
You’ve got an email list of 500+ people who actually open emails
Your offer has been validated with real-world sales
You sound like Russell Brunson on espresso
You can drop $300 on ads without twitching
If that’s not you?
The funnel doesn’t fail, it just doesn’t apply.
Story Time: “The ‘Magic’ Funnel That Went Nowhere”
A few years ago, I joined a program that promised the “highest-converting funnel in the industry.”
I followed it step-by-step.
Lead magnet? Check.
Tripwire offer? Yup.
5-email sequence with clever puns and a countdown timer? You know it.
I launched it to my tiny list of 47 people, mostly strangers from a lead magnet I don’t even remember making, my cousin, and that one guy who still thinks I sell essential oils.
Result?
No sales. Two unsubscribes. A Gmail bounce. And a reply that just said “STOP.”
The funnel didn’t suck.
It just wasn’t made for where I was.
Here’s What Funnels Actually Need to Work
Let’s bring it down to earth. This is what nobody tells you when they’re yelling about 6-figure launches:
1. A Message That Resonates
Not “just valuable” but valuable to your specific person, in your specific voice.
If you're trying to sound like a TikTok bro when you're really more "coffee shop wisdom," the dissonance kills your momentum.
2. A List That Trusts You
You don’t need a big list, but you need a warm one.
People who’ve heard from you before.
People who know you’re not full of it.
If you’ve never emailed them and then pop in with “Hey friend, here’s my new course!”... Yeah, no.
3. An Offer That Matches Reality
I can’t stress this enough:
If your offer is built for “busy moms” but assumes they have 90 minutes a day to watch training videos, it’s a mismatch.
If your offer is $297 but your audience is still trying to recover from spending $7K on a failed mastermind… also a mismatch.
It’s not about price.
It’s about fit.
Fix It With the 3-Lens Test
Before launching your next funnel, run your offer and message through these 3 filters:
1. Lifestyle Fit
Does your system respect your own energy, time, and bandwidth?
Can you deliver this consistently, or will you ghost after week 3?
2. Psychology Fit
Is your voice honest and natural, or does it feel like you're wearing someone else's jacket?
Would you read these emails if they landed in your inbox?
3. Audience Fit
Is your person ready for this solution, or are they still licking wounds from the last shiny object?
Do they even know they have the problem your funnel solves?
Bottom Line: It’s Not You. It’s the Mismatch.
Funnels fail when they’re misaligned, not because you’re broken.
They’re just tools.
And like any tool, they only work when:
The job is right
The user is ready
The context supports it
This isn’t about “hustling harder.”
It’s about slowing down enough to check the map before you hit the gas.
News of the Weird
A man in Tokyo built a fully automated pancake-flipping robot that runs 24/7 to serve exactly one customer — himself.
That’s not just dedication… that’s a metaphor for some of the funnels I’ve seen. 👀
Don’t build a business that runs perfectly for nobody.
Tip of the Day
Before launching a funnel, answer this out loud:
“Who is this for, and what do they already believe?”
If you can’t answer that clearly, stop and rework the copy. Funnels live or die on belief alignment.
The Big Lesson
Most people don’t need a better funnel.
They need a simpler, more honest one, one that actually fits their life, their audience, and their energy.
Sticky Proverb for the Fridge Door
“A funnel built for someone else’s house won’t hold water in yours.”
Let’s Wrap This Up…
Look,
You’re not crazy. You’re not broken. You’re not “bad at business.”
You’ve just been handed blueprints that never factored you in.
That stops here.
Let me hear from you:
Have you ever built a funnel that flopped?
What do you think was missing?
Hit reply and tell me about it.
Or share this with someone still duct-taping funnels together at midnight.
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Subject Line Options (à la “Daniel Throssell, but not”)
1. Funnel Flopped? Here's What Really Went Wrong
→ The thing the gurus conveniently forget to mention...
2. The Hidden Reason Your Funnel Isn’t Converting
→ Spoiler: It's not your copy or your offer.
3. Before You Build Another Funnel, Read This
→ Save yourself $2,000 and 3 weeks of stress.
PSA: If you’re feeling pressure to “launch something big before the holidays” don’t.
There’s no prize for burning out before the gravy cools.
For the ones who are done pretending…
Until Next Time,
Kevin Hammer
P.S. Before the holiday noise drowns out your to-do list (again), grab The $50K Lesson.
It’s the guide I wish I had before I wasted a few too many Thanksgivings trying to "get my funnel right.”
Here’s the download